Not Me Monday...attempt

Thought I would give this a try and see how it goes. So here is my first attempt, and perhaps

my LAST, at "Not me Monday"

I for sure did not send my husband to work in

wrinkled clothes this morning. Why would I do that?

I have all the time in the world in the mornings!

I did not choose to leave the toys on the floor of the living room last night, and instead watch a TV show with my Hubby,

only to trip 3 times over toys on the floor this morning!

My son is NOT running around the house in only his undies!

For that matter, neither is my daughter!

The hamper in the bathroom is not overflowing

so much that it is tipping over,

and there are NOT towels on the floor!

No way, I am NOT a slob!

I did not get to rock my baby girl this morning, all cuddled in her blanky (that I do NOT need to wash) and I did not LOVE every minute of it!

I did NOT eat that chocolate ice cream last night after the kids and Dan were asleep. No way! Only healthy carrot sticks for me !!

I am NOT already trying to figure out how to get out

of cooking dinner tonight! No way, I am looking forward

to spending hours cooking and making, from scratch, a home cooked meal!

Writing this is not taking longer than I thought and my children are not crying and asking for "breckast"...what kind of a mom do you think I am???

I did not just tell my son "good one" when he belched...no way, I teach my kids manners!!